Thurs Jan 21--Fav Email of the school year

Names and classes have been changed. I must say I appreciated Jack's attempt and yes he is a good student.

Hey Mr. Fawson, this is Jack from your X period class and I was wondering if you were going to be making a new seating chart for third term or sometime soon because I want to call in a favor :) Obviously, you have total control over the seating chart for X period and "all" periods, but I'm wondering if I have earned some brownie points so far this year and if so, I have a request: On the next seating chart could you please assign the seating chart so that I sit next to Jill hahaha :) Okay that may sound like an odd request but so far every seating chart that you have assigned this year, Joe has always ended up next to Jill or within a close proximity of her and although this is of no interest to you, he keeps trying to steal Jill from me and its beginning to irritate me. That sounds like a bunch of teenage drama but I was wondering if I could bring it to your attention before you made the next seating chart that I would like to sit next to Jill and I would appreciate it if Joe could be as far as possible away from the both of us. Hahahaha well that's it. I just wanted to call in a possible favor. This would be HIGHLY appreciated and I promise in return to obey all rules (not that I haven't already) but to continue doing so and I also guarantee that I will provide nothing but "A" work and a genuinely uplifting attitude every day to earn an "H" :) Thanks again...well if you decide to grant my wishes :)

For the record I did put Jack next to Jill, but just to remind him I am in charge and to add some spice I put Jill in the middle of Joe and Jack. We'll see how it goes. But definitely on of my fave emails.